Why won’t they put me on the Jumbotron? I’ve been doing cool stuff all game.
This is the tattoo im going to get. when? soon, where? my arm. maybe. in color? yes i would like it in color but at the same time I would really like it in grey scale.
i know where you should get it. Sort of the same place I got my tattoo but a little lower and so the tenticles sort of go around to your back. or. the face on the front part of your arm, up near your pit but not quite the shoulder. and then the tenticles go down and around your arm on the inside.
just the play you want to see.
i also STILL aint seen last weeks 30 rock.
and if you haven’t noticed my new job is corrupting my everything.
i give in to cigarettes, tattoos and booze. let’s do this. what’s to live for, yall!?!? right now.
it’s like 2006 all over again, yall.
i’m gonna create and uncensored shelley twitter, I’mma make friends from it. AND HATERS.
i’m wearing a gray favorite T-shirt and black/gray dress pants right now. I for real didn’t look in a mirror today.
i wear make up now because it’s like, I’m so tired, I look 48. everytime i wear make up Hannah calls me on it, it’s like, yes. I’m wearing make up. YOU DON’T KNOW ME. also, how about get out of my outside of work plans, huh? for real what does my hot date last night have to do with you. WE AIN’T FREENDZ.
i’m drinkin’ grape sodies right now.
we had a mad crazy house party/cookout this weekend cause the katiesters is going to utahz for the summer. oh, shakespeare.
why would anyone photo reply to this? tumblr you silly.
Kristen Wiig singing Champion for the Macgruber Movie Sountrack.