I'm a Liz Lemon, too.
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imma start a uncensored twitter

i’m gonna create and uncensored shelley twitter, I’mma make friends from it. AND HATERS. 

i’m wearing a gray favorite T-shirt and black/gray dress pants right now. I for real didn’t look in a mirror today.

i wear make up now because it’s like, I’m so tired, I look 48. everytime i wear make up Hannah calls me on it, it’s like, yes. I’m wearing make up. YOU DON’T KNOW ME. also, how about get out of my outside of work plans, huh? for real what does my hot date last night have to do with you. WE AIN’T FREENDZ.

i’m drinkin’ grape sodies right now.

we had a mad crazy house party/cookout this weekend cause the katiesters is going to utahz for the summer. oh, shakespeare.

why would anyone photo reply to this? tumblr you silly.